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Xcom?

*One of the orks presents a shield badge with "Vigilo Konfido" scrawled on it* Yea, wez 'ere ta stomp da alienz n' ADVENT afta da 'umie EksKOM failed ta do DAT

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*hides under the table*

*suddenly Sororitas appear from fucking nowhere*

Where is this filthy Xenos Scum?

Why is this going to hell?

Dunno, ask the Orkz

I lost a planet because of them! I don't want to talk to those things! *whines*

*pats head* there there, everything is going to be ok

*mildly annoyed, yet looking calm and detached*

I rise from under a pile of rubble, plaster dust adhering to my clothes in grayish lumps.  I dust myself as stoically as possible, and walk toward the mistress of the manor, asking:

"Shall we release the hounds, m'lady?"

I then proceed to unfold the Jokareo digital gun (in this case, a minaturized plasma pistol) hidden in my front pocket, and aim for the nearest greenskin, exploding his ugly face with a twist of the finger.

"Shocking", I sniff with mild indignation. "Positively shocking.... and the guest didn't have the 'plat de resistance' yet."

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Just an afterthought..... *the buttler pauses, then adds:*

Milady, esteemed guests of the Manor, may I suggest fighting back and.... go HIJACKING MDMA's thread "I love da smell o'Dakka in da mornin' " thoroughly?

*evil grin*

Ivan (not the biggest fan of mash-ups)