<On some day of the somewhath millenium, the red Space Hulk under the apt name of "Dis 'Ulk" has entered the system of the Blueperium's home planet, immediately sending out Krash Kapsulez containing small parties throughout the zone to spread the Ork spores and set up some form of encampment around the Landaz carrying the main force. Stepping off the ramp, Wyrdgurl Azzi on her shoulder, Warboss Grubslag Mugnob lifts her six barelled improved kustom shoota with a tri-linked burna and lets out a mighty WAAAAAAGH!!! as the DAKKA thunders across the land as the lines of trukkz, Dredz and Squiggoths gathered around the area. Getting on top of a tower, she bellows> 

Lis'n up ya' gitz! Deez zoggin' 'umiez 'ave been askin' fer a stompin' a lon' timez ago! So, wez gon' be nice n' give it to 'em! WEZ GUNNA KRUMPLE 'EM ALL GOOD N' PROPPA DEN TAKE DEIR LOOTZ N' FEED DEEZ ZOGGIN' GITZ TO DA SQUIGZ! 'ERE WE GO BOYZ!!!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

I thought of being just a little selfish and post my own thread for the first time. 

I love to roleplay. Those who have been doing so with me, I hope you think I'm an awesome partner. 
I guess I wanna look for like-minded roleplayers out there who enjoys detailed roleplay. More than one liners, with intimate understanding of roles and plots and take us both to a whole new imaginative place. 

I guess I wanna be psychologically aroused? 

I love chicks with dicks more than anything. Futa, Shemale, Sissy, even a strap on would work. But there are not a lot of chicks with dicks and not all of them like guys, I love the idea of being a guy who gets fucked by a chick with a dick. If there are any chicks with dicks out there who like to fuck guys, please let me know .

Oi ya' gitz, dis is Warboss Molly 'ere. So far, wez Orkz been noticin' a ratha' 'uge presence o' dis Kaktus git. So, I 'az decided ta go a'ead n' krumple 'im. Dis be a callin' to all da boyz 'round 'ere. Wez gotz DAKKA! Wez gotz 'splozhins n' wez gotz choppaz. So quit muckin' about n' get in da zoggin' wartrukk to 'ollect some teef 'fore we take yourz!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

Так господа я решил создать форум посвященный русскому сообществу заходите расскажите о себе о так как вы чувствуете себя в игре и т д

So I figured why not have a thread of funny videos to laugh at. Maybe turn that bad day into a good one (or at least a better one anyway)

Hi, all i just thought i'd make a thread for those who would like to post events that are taking place in the game.

What is the rep for?
I noticed it the first time I went there, but I don't really understand the concept... Kinda...

Can YOU help me?

So I just noticed that you can no longer see the location of a certain player if you are not friends with him/her. I think this is a great addition especially because it seems that some female players are having stalkers in game.

The new 'log in with facebook' system is another good addition too. It will increase the amount of registered users.

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I do not know how to start this.. but here it goes
Most of you here know me and see me in the game, on the Beaver Bash server, indeed I am lucky to have the hat and the connections to one of the developers as I do help them with the game. I do appreciate it a lot when you do PM me with things concerning the game, helping me, helping them make it a smooth and entertaining experience.
But do not think that if you come up to me to ask about what the future beholds I am able to answer it, every time I had something to share I always did it gladly. So far most of you know about the team, how small it is and how little time they have on their hands, Serega is the mastermind behind most of the Animations, clothes, locations and Vadim, the one that does show up in the game, checking on the community, maintaining the servers and dealing with the bugs that sometimes occur. My role is very small compared to all that is very small and limited, I do not have all the answers, I give you all my honest opinion when it comes to the suggestions that you have, but I am in no measure one of those that take decisions regarding to what will be added next.
In a way I am just the messenger, not a life achievement or anything special, I am here to enjoy the game just like you all do.

Thank you for your attention and I do hope I was clear enough.