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Ive been holding out a bit on this thread because i was trying to cipher what would constitute a good one...

But heres one i found particularly amusing.

Them: Hey ur sexy.

Me: Thanks!

Them: Where are you from?

Me: Hmm? Why do you need to know that?

Them: I dont know.. Do you look like this in real life? (meaning my avatar.. Probably)

Me: Yes except im not a cartoon.

Them: Oh your hot then.

Me: Actually im really cold.

Them: Oh really can i warm you up?

Me: Sure but only if you can take out the polar bears. They've been a bother for a while.

Them: ???

Me: Oh i forgot to answer your question. I live in Antarctica.

Them: Oh i get it, you like to RP.

Me: Yeah... I rp as a penguin. So you wanna sit on my eggs while i go do penguin stuff?

Them: ...

Me: Hello?

Me: Did the polar bears get you?

Them: OFFLINE

Now my fake penguin babbies will never get hatched.

(01-22-2016, 11:04 AM)Sasso Wrote: [ -> ]I defenitley don't receive as much attention as say MsTan or JuicyLucy since I'm only a level 1 free player, so my experiences are more like what Ivan found (Although I don't keep track of the friends or room invites, there are usually alot of them). It's almost a shame, I could have more content to put on this thread.

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10.The Magician!

"Hi"
"Hey"
"You are very charming"
"Well I am magic so that is to be expected"
"Hmm wow"
"And you do magic sex?"
Ï did once but he turned into a garden gnome so I tend not to anymore"
"but gnome with big cock?"
"Gnome with average sized genitalia"
":O XD"
"for that big boobs I'd be willing to risk"
"Why are big boobs even such a big deal that you'd risk being turned into a lawn ornament for"
"i love big boobs"
"But why"
"I think to resist the magic"
"Liking big boobs can stop you turning into a garden gnome?"
"mmm no, i'm a wizard too"
"How so?"
"I studied an ancient book of magic"
"What did you learn"
"I can grow my penis"
"You'll need it"
"And to excite a woman with my eyes"
"Yes i need it "  (What)
"Ok, prove to me you can excite me with your magic"
"Look at me without looking away"
"I am"
"Do you feel wet?"
"No"
"I don't think you're very good at magic"
"Hmmmm don't lie"
"I'm not lying"
"mmmm, and then you show me your magic"
"Ok,  watch me as I magically dissapear!"
Then I logged off.

Messi and Ronaldo with the comebacks! And nice, Malika.   

1) "Sorry Bitch"

Guy: Nice boobs
Me: Nice bald head. (his avatar was bald)
Guy: do you want some fun
Me: No thank you
Guy: why baby
Me: Because I'm not your baby. And I wanted to show you how silly you sound when you say "nice boobs"
Guy: sorry bitch
Me: I'm sorry I'm more than nice boobs too.
Guy: you have amazing body
Me: An amazing body for a bitch, you mean?
Guy: yeah

2) I tried to pull a Sasso on this one but I chickened out...

Guy: play with me
Me: What game?
Me: Starcraft?
Me: I like turn-based strategy MMOs too.
Guy: tease
Guy: the game where i fuck you silly
Me: How do I win? What do I get out of it? I need to do some theory crafting...
Guy: you get smile on old man face points to level up  and my cum in your pussy

(I think I'd rather lose...)

ahhhh, welcome to this awesome thread malika, very funny that conversation...
823 you are neymar now, but why chickened? you pulled a sasso to begin with and then you just have to pull a MsTan to finish...

ahahahahah..., nice soju!!!!, just dont chickened anymore, please....
Malika, oh my god that penguin story...so funny

I know guys do not have all the skills that miss Sasso, Mrs Tan or some of you ladies have, but here is a short PM exchange that I had yesterday, I really do not like people to go around the bush..

Her: Hey, what roles do you like?
Me : Hello miss. What do you mean by that?
Her: like what do you usually like to play as?
Me : In games I play as a rogue wielding dual swords.
Her: whats that?
Me : Ohh... that is a middle class for those that wanna be nimble, quick and decisive.

And that is where the conversation stopped.

lol, good one vally!!! who player you want to be? we have Messi, Ronaldo even Neymar...

Bet he would choose Hagi!

yep, great player Gica Hagi!!!

Not a fan of football... so I am just me.