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(04-30-2017, 09:58 AM)Nika Bubble Butt Wrote: [ -> ]

(01-20-2017, 08:07 AM)Sasso Wrote: [ -> ]36. sex

sex me
*Waves magic wand* Congratulations, you are now a sex
plz
Be careful what you wish for
Oh
no
plz
Too late you've made your wish no take backsies
Sometimes we make love with our eyes.
Sometimes we make love with our hands.
Sometimes we make love with our bodies.
Always we make love with our hearts
That was beautiful *waves magic wand again* Congratulations you're no longer a sex
oh
no
I'm upset

Nothing could have prepared me for this one tbh

That had me in tears cc:

However, this really makes me wonder what kind of people are there. This, in a sense, is very creepy. How desperate he/she sounds over virtual sex o:

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Oki, all these stories made me want to share one of my own.
Maybe not as good as others, but it did make me chuckle when it happened.
 
Little back-story: I have stated in my bio that I like doing squats, well butt workout in general really (fitness life <3) and due to that I have received many "squat" messages.
 
Guy: Do you like doing squats over men or women or both?
Me: I like squatting with a bar on my shoulders
Guy: *Squats in front of you* Do you like that?
Me: *Looks confused at you*
Guy: What?
(at this moment I decided to have fun with this here person)
Me: Well, your form was wrong
Guy: Whats wrong?
Me: squat for me
Guy: *squats for you* do you like me?
Me: Not yet
Guy: Why?
Me: Your back is whack, straighten it out
Guy: *Straightens back* do you like me now?
Me: Not yet, your feet are wrong. They have to be the same width as your shoulders.
Guy: *same width as shoulders*
Me: Good, now that is beautiful
Guy: Ok, Im horny lets go baby? I have a room sexy bunny
Me: You know what turns me on, people doing squats, I dunno why, just find it very sexy.
Guy: I just did squat
Me: Yeah, but I want more <3
Guy: *Squats* lets go now?
Me: Wait, do more
Guy: *Squats*
Guy: *Squats*
Guy: *Squats*
Guy: *Squats*
Guy: You ready?
Me: Five more c:
Guy: *Squats*
Guy: *Squats*
Guy: *Squats*
Guy: *Squats*
Guy: *Squats*
Guy: You horny baby, we ready?
Me: No, do more
Guy: *Squats*
Guy: Please lets go I want to cum in you
Me: No pain no gain, now do it c:<
(after that he squatted for some 20 times or so and I blocked him)

I hope you found it an interesting read. c:

This was one of my favourite  reads please do more I want to get back at this thread and this is the awesome quality I want to see, Love you Nika  

(04-30-2017, 10:52 AM)Sasso Wrote: [ -> ]This was one of my favourite  reads please do more I want to get back at this thread and this is the awesome quality I want to see, Love you Nika  

Thank you, it is sweet of you to say that c:
That is really encouraging to hear, I will post anything fun that may come up c;
<3

I literally choked when I read that exchange. He continued to squat in the hopes that you'd have sex? xD
I remember that during the Olympic in Sochi there was a promotional going on, that 30 squats would net you a train ticket. But this... this is taking it to a whole new level. xD

Thanks for the crack up. Helps fight the monotony.

The history of a romantic encounter in the bar:




Bar Vodka 
Sunday 01:30 PM (EMT)
Poledance
 
Hey sexy U
Hi
Have sex?
Not yet sweety
Why not?
Because I'm dancing now
You'r sexy
Thanks
I'm masturbate
Aha…
You too?
Nope
Why not?
Because I'm dancing
(Other viewers beginn to send lols)
Have sex?
Later maybe...
Why later?
Because I'm dancing now
I masturbate
Fine, i'm dancing
(Another lols incoming)
Sex?
Nope
Why?
Because i'm dancing
Let me invite you
nope
why not?
Because i'm dancing

Boy leave chatroom

God! That kind of players are irritating! (Not you darling)

He was pretty desperate to get it on, some guys just can't seem to have some level of brains.

kinda off topic, but it's like when people don't seem to even bother with reading the bios at all and still msg dumb crap

Most people pretty much ignore the bio, even if, it's a bunch of text that jumps in your face, when you click on someone. I mean, kinda hard to miss, actually.

Quick one

38. Romeo
(This guys name was to the effect of Romeo)

wanna join me?
Dude Romeo and Juliet both died I'm not getting involved in that

A short one.

(Him) - Damn! you must have a licence for a body that explosive!!

(Me) - i wonder how many times have you used that line

- more than you think XD
  So wheres your license?

- maybe in the same place where originality died

- Where?

That question almost made me facepalm xD