ahahahah, that is pretty amazing, fuck, what a blast!!!
(04-27-2016, 11:16 AM)Sharp Wrote: [ -> ]Logan, your post reminded me of one my female alt got once.
The twists are real, i didn't expect him to go that kind in the end.
*Palps Fenix ass while making poker face*
Ahem... No hijacking please, but jerking is authorized.
Sharp: First time seeing someone asking for help, and starts with the F word *laughs*
Cath: Aye ma'am! xD
(04-27-2016, 10:44 AM)Flexi_Lexi Wrote: [ -> ]One that keeps happening for me (actual wording may differ each time, but the message is the same)
Him: wanna come to my room?
Me: no
Him: why not?
Me: if you have to ask why then you already have your answer
Him: it's a game, we are here for fun
Me: which is why I won't bore myself with somebody like you
Rcently I've been using Monopoly as an analogy; you don't buy up every property you land on, you wait for those that are best for you. Similarly, on here I don't just fuck every single person I meet, instead waiting for those I know I want.
This whole it's a game attitude annoys me more than it should. Damn right it's a game and I play the way I want not the way you want me to, if I don't want to go to your room it doesn't mean I'm not playing the game.
I love this monopoly analogy, I may have to borrow it if that's ok Lexi. If someone invites me too quickly I've been telling them I like a little more meet before I fuck, it usually isn't very well received.
As I don't know the place where to post this, I received this today.
Sadly, I don't possess something I would gladly show around on the internet! He he!
*crying in a corner*
(04-27-2016, 03:06 PM)juicylucy Wrote: [ -> ] (04-27-2016, 10:44 AM)Flexi_Lexi Wrote: [ -> ]Recently I've been using Monopoly as an analogy; you don't buy up every property you land on, you wait for those that are best for you. Similarly, on here I don't just fuck every single person I meet, instead waiting for those I know I want.
I love this monopoly analogy, I may have to borrow it if that's ok Lexi. If someone invites me too quickly I've been telling them I like a little more meet before I fuck, it usually isn't very well received.
Sure thing, sweetie. I steal analogies from people all the time. Also, if you tell it to somebody who actually understands what you are saying with it, I will be impressed.
*hugs Vrook* By the way, do not even think of me sending cunt pic, it's against my pride!
(04-27-2016, 03:14 PM)Vrook Wrote: [ -> ]As I don't know the place where to post this, I received this today.
Sadly, I don't possess something I would gladly show around on the internet! He he! *crying in a corner*
Vroo Vroo, you could do like many others...go to internet and pick one for you
(04-27-2016, 03:15 PM)Flexi_Lexi Wrote: [ -> ]Sure thing, sweetie. I steal analogies from people all the time. Also, if you tell it to somebody who actually understands what you are saying with it, I will be impressed.
Me to, for one simple reason, people capable of understanding that kind of analogy, don't approach you that way!!!
*clearing my throat* hmmm...Lexi?...I'm the kind of guy...well...you know...sorry, I always buy every shit I land on...
We are talking about Monopoly, right? hmm? right?