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Music Caer's Corner
Posted by: -J- - 07-08-2021, 07:57 PM - Forum: Creative writing - Replies (2)

Instead of making a new thread for each poem like I'd been doing, I'm just going to keep posting them to this thread. I've already gone back and deleted some because... ever look at something you wrote and think to yourself, "Who wrote this crap?" It happens a lot with artists of any kind. And it happened with some of the poems I wrote. A number of them just felt like they were too blunt, like I was trying to smush words into a frame that they just weren't meant for. 

My biggest inspirations are Robert Frost and Emily Dickinson, with some nods to Shel Silverstein and John Updike, just off the top of my head. Hope you all enjoy.




Reinforcements, Part 2


Why did I come back?
I know the answer all too well.
I cannot forget.
I was there to see it firsthand.

But long after the kingdom collapsed
I could not say how much time elapsed
Now I lie down in its foundation
Resting in my camp.

I extinguished my lamp.

What a strange sensation
I felt as I laid down
I could see the queen's crown
Crowds in exultation
Every blade of grass
Waving like scores of sheathed swords en masse.

The moon full overhead
I am filled with dread
Though my charge is long gone
Never to return
Scattered to the four winds
Like fish fins
Flying away from a stone.

I say goodnight to the princess
On a journey to see the palace her soldiers razed long ago.

Should I serve this new liege -- the one who usurped my queen's throne?

As I settle into slumber, I think I know the answer.

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  Cath’s novel ch.1-30 (abandoned)
Posted by: Cath - 06-29-2021, 02:00 PM - Forum: Creative writing - Replies (22)

Sup? I’ve been working on it for a lot of time now, but after a forced hiatus, I decided to post a couple of chapters in the following weeks.

EDIT : I’m so fucking lazy so the chapters after 19 will contain more typos that I didn’t bother to correct because I have more than 200 pages so far

Chapter1: messy introduction (SFW)
   As the sound of the pouring rain was fading away and settling down, a ray of morning light laid on two metallic carcasses letting out smells of oil and gasoline. A handful of people were gathered around the metal mess, a man wearing a blue camouflage uniform seemed to be accustomed to such sight as his eyes were half closed and his disappointment could be seen thanks to the light of the rising sun. He was nonchalantly holding an umbrella above a kneeling man holding his own head with a look of despair, his mouth and eyes wide open as if frozen in a mute scream. A few steps away, three people in drenched casual clothes were lined up in front of a man wearing a grey tuxedo and an unfazed expression, only he had dry tidy attire. The well dressed man took a glance at the two destroyed metallic structures then sighed before looking back at the people standing in front of him.
   "So, you managed to flip a tank upside down. Colour me impressed." The man declared, idly tapping the briefcase in his hands. "How?"
   One of the men, the one who was wearing an orange shirt with oil stains spoke up, but as soon as his mouth opened, the man in expensive clothes pinched his nose as to block the smell of booze coming out.
   "How could I know it was possible?" The inebriated person mumbled as a reply.
   "Either way, you three have been caught driving under influence. We'll have to punish you quite harshly this time." The tuxedo man said before pulling out his phone. "The Mother won't be happy about all of that and I don't want Her to sanction me because of you. Let's get you changed and report to Her immediately." He continued, putting an emphasis on the feminine entity.
   The men shuffled and waddled away to an unmarked van that drove off when they closed the door, disappearing after a sharp turn behind a house. The well dressed man nonchalantly walked to the civilian who was still on his knees in front of his destroyed car while whimpering. He looked at him as if the other was a whining dog but he wasn't paid to be sympathetic with others, he was paid for damage control.

   “Good morning, sir. It looks like we might have caused you some troubles, we will pay for the damages and put in a little extra for the inconvenience." The man declared as if he was a door-to-door salesman.
   "What… the fuck." The kneeling man said, looking at his interlocutor while the military man next to him was tucking away the umbrella.
   The man in grey ignored the question and quickly began his prepared speech that he unfortunately had to say almost every two days. With a wide smile showing his shiny and perfect dentition, he said in a fast pace:
   "I'm Smith, a representative of Brown industries, here's our card if you have more complaints. And here's our lawyers' if you have some legal issues against the men involved or the organisation they belong to. We're also willing to pay for your lawyer for any case involved directly or indirectly with our organisation." Smith said, giving cards and papers like a professional croupier. "Keep in mind that Brown Industries is entirely cooperative and is going to give compensation. By the way, what is your name? It'll be easier for the incoming procedures."
   "Daniel Tonq…" the man muttered.
   "Damn, Daniel!" The military man said enthusiastically with a laugh, as if to lighten the atmosphere.
   Daniel, also known as Dan, was a man in his mid twenties and was looking pretty much like any Caucasian man in town. He had short brown hair and a clean shaven face that was approved by his mother's tastes. The only contrasting trait was his bright blue eyes, some people even comparing them to those of huskies. Thankfully, he often took that remark with a smile as it was a nice icebreaker. Daniel looked quite approachable too, being as tall as the next guy and usually wearing sets of clothes outmoded by at least one season or wearing the classic jeans and unicoloured shirt. He didn’t look like someone from a specific category, like being a student or hipster.
   Because of the ruckus, the young man had rushed out of the house wearing nothing but a pair of trousers and an unbuttoned shirt that he hastily grabbed on his way out.
   "Shut up and call the towing company, Tony. Anyway, that's all for now. Have a good day, mister Tonq." The representative coldly said before turning on his feet.
   Daniel absentmindedly waved them goodbye as they walked to their car. He took a last look at his destroyed Toyota Yaris as a group of workers were dislodging the two vehicles and taking them away. One of the workers was kind enough to retrieve some objects from the carcass, there was a picture of Daniel in front of the intact vehicle giving thumbs up next to the car dealer, there was also a pair of broken sunglasses that were too small for him and a scratched sticker of the US flag with a redhead pinup dressed like a cowgirl.
   It was with a broken heart that he went back inside the house, his mother was looking worried while his dad, behind her, was half asleep, scratching his junk through his boxers with a yawn.
   "What did they say?" The mom asked, looking at the window as the workers were struggling to separate the two vehicles.
   "I don't remember everything, but he gave me some papers and such. I think that they will give me compensation for… everything?" Daniel said before giving his stuff to his mother who frowned at them.
   His responsible mom quickly read the different cards right after putting her glasses.
   "The Order? What kind of narcissist idiot would name their industry like that? Don't worry, hun. Momma will take care of everything!" 


   A few weeks later after the incident, in Brown Industries headquarters in Madrid, a woman in a grey office dress was having a phone call while slowly spinning from the left to the right on her office chair and admiring the view of the building outside.
   "So, I take it that you've ruined my nephew's birthday present because of that prototype tank incident." She jokingly said before pausing for a moment as her interlocutor replied. "What? No! I'm not ruined because of that! … of course not! Anyway, I do hope that you'll prepare the terrain for the implantation of our newest shell company on the west coast in California. That new prototype should sell well with our client." She said before noticing a glare on the building facing her office, she smiled. "By the way, make sure that the windows of the building are bulletproof and that the adjacent buildings are occupied by our guys. We don't want to repeat the sniper incident a third time, right?"
   As she finished her sentence, the window violently shook for a moment and a small piece of lead fell outside before the sound akin to thunder was heard. It didn't take long before a firefight occurred in the building where the group of snipers were hiding.
   "And make it double layered, just in case. … And don't forget to install a coffee machine in the office, one with an option to have hot chocolate. … Exactly, that's why I always take those expensive ones, the quality is better. … Oh! Ok, say 'hi' to Alice from me! Bye!" She said in an almost singing tone before hanging up her phone.
   The woman looked in front of her with a frown, she caught her reflection in the window. Her eyes were glowing an unnatural shade of green.
   "Should I retake control of my pet project?" She said before turning on her computer and she began working. "Maybe I should stop talking to myself as well, I’m too old for that."
   Behind her was a logo composed of a white silhouette of a sword and feather crossed together with the word 'Order' on them.

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  Futa and Futa and Futa and Female Poses
Posted by: Emmie - 06-12-2021, 03:00 PM - Forum: Feedback, Miscellaneous & Help - Replies (57)

Posted this thread for WW2000 so I'll let them start it off.

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  A french-speaking server?
Posted by: Andy82 - 06-04-2021, 11:05 PM - Forum: Feedback, Miscellaneous & Help - Replies (2)

As spanish-speaking players have a server for them, i think we (french-speaking players, from France, Belgium, Canada etc etc) could have a server too. It will be more practice to contact each other Smile But how many people require for a new server allowed? Is it possible?

Comme les hispanophones ont un serveur dédié pour eux, je pense que nous francophones de France, Belgique, Canada etc pourrions avoir un serveur bien à nous. Ce serait plus pratique pour se contacter. Mais combien de personnes requises pour un nouveau serveur? Est-ce techniquement possible?

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  The Great Wild West Exodus
Posted by: Sasso - 04-16-2021, 04:14 AM - Forum: General Discussion - Replies (5)

Hi all, been a while hasn't it? Because of life circumstances I haven't many chances to play for what feels like a long time, but I found time today, and jumped online.

I lucked into slipping into Beaver bash, but how quiet the locations were? The beach, my favourite spot to hang out, was almost deserted! But the server was so full. So where was everybody?

I'm acting coy, but I knew the answer. So I jump to the Wild West, and holy Cannoli, I know the Wild West is everyone's favourite spot to hang out, but this is absurd! if this game had collision, I wouldn't be able to move! But, I'm in a horny mood, so I find myself a nice corner and start chatting.

Well.... I tried to.

See because there are so many people, my poor old laptop could barely handle it! Typing was laggy, receiving messages was delayed. Not to mention there were so many people, crammed together like sardines, I could barely see people avatars or their names, not to mention I cant fit everyone in the west on my screen. Eventually I had to jump ship and head out to the beach.

[Tried inserting pic here but Imgur wasn't liking me today]

What I'm building up to is I think we should listen to my junior soccer coaches advice, and spread out more. It'd be easier to read names, see avatars, find your kinky roleplay partner, and my laptop wouldn't struggle when I'm just trying to get laid! Plus, the beach is so much prettier! Joi me there girls, and we can be beach babes together ~,^

Untill next time, Sasso, signing off!

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  Writing smut
Posted by: Cath - 03-05-2021, 11:23 PM - Forum: Creative writing - Replies (8)

Well hello there! Come here often?
You may not remember me, but I used to post my stories here. Not the best, nor the worst. 
For almost a year now, I've been brewing a new one. A longer one that what I used to share here too!
So I'd like to know if stories are still interesting you.

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  Happy Birthday! (insert name here)
Posted by: blahbitty - 03-02-2021, 06:22 AM - Forum: General Discussion - Replies (7)

As the Almighty Cactus I would like to wish those who've had birthdays, a happy birthday. I don't know most of you and likely never will except in the most abstract sense, since I am omniscient. 

Most of you are boring...I don't care to meet you in person...but I'm getting off topic. A lot like the time when I told a story about going out to buy a hat. I wanted a large sombrero that only I could wear. It was to be green and have gold trim and dangly things on the brim....but there I go again trailing off. 

Point being, when it's time for your birthday, please come look at this thread. Know, (insert name here) that I care about your (insert number) birthday. =3 

My Cactus Blessings upon you. 

p.s. - please don't post in this thread and ruin the wishes with your narcissism. the birthday thread is for everyone that has a birthday. hmmm? didn't think about all the other people that have birthdays 365 days a year...in your earth years.  and time dilation...you bet your ass you didn't think about that. 

Kisses 

Blahbitty, the Almighty Cactus

2020 Yo-Yo Champion of Jupiter

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  Robbed in game
Posted by: Jake81 - 02-06-2021, 05:47 PM - Forum: Feedback, Miscellaneous & Help - Replies (3)

Good day, I had an experience yesterday that I feel needs to be shared with the group. I met a big_boobs_milf. We chatted and flirted and the conversation led to a discussion of her pics. She showed me 2 of hers that she had posted in the museum. After further discussion the proposal of purchasing more was brought up. Like a fool, I bought in. $5000 MnF dollars later, the promise of reciprocation was made. She then made her way off and gave a PM saying 'soon bb, soon'. 1/2 hr later with no word back, I messaged with no response. I then found her congregated with a few of her fellow countrymen speaking in their language. I messaged again to no avail. Eventually I managed to gain her attention and communicated I was no longer interested and wanted my $5000 back. She said 'sure' then ignored me. I reported her immediately. Even found a moderator who said to do the same and the 'team' will investigate. This morning an automatic notification message came into my mailbox. Stating my report had been dealt with. No reimbursement and big_boobs_milf is still an active avatar. I do see an issue here as this is essentially fraud. Im quite certain my PMs could have been reviewed and it would have been evident of her crime. It's not the money but the act that I wish to have corrected. I know full well I'm not the first and will not be the last to have this kind of act done to. I do wish the 'team' and the moderators would take more care and attention to thieves on this game. Deal with them appropriately as well.

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  And now, a word from our sponsors
Posted by: -J- - 01-19-2021, 12:07 AM - Forum: General Discussion - Replies (1)

Normally I really hate spam sites. But sometimes they're just so damn absurd that I have to read excerpts from them word for word.

Enjoy this audio clip, sponsored by MnF Club Penis Enlargement Pills!

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  Petition to bring back the dates in the Updates section
Posted by: -J- - 01-18-2021, 08:09 PM - Forum: Feedback, Miscellaneous & Help - Replies (9)

https://mnfclub.com/updates.php

I'll admit I don't know when they disappeared. Apparently it's been months (Edit: Since at least July last year).

But every MMO has a history.

Give us ours back.

Doesn't matter that I can look it up on the Internet Wayback Machine or whatever.

I deserve not to have to jump through fucking rings just to remember when we got eyepatches if I really want to know.

Anyone should be able to tell when the male-male pose came out. Or futas. Or stripper poles. Or whatever they want.

And if this is about not wanting people to complain about the delays between updates? Guess what? Didn't. Fucking. Work.

So in closing, what the actual fuck? Put the dates back on the updates.

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