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First I didn't get it until I thought about it a bit longer. ;-))

Is this a pun? <.<

Just gonna put these terrible ones here, for some reason I really find those so bad they get funny again.

1. What's Forrest Gump's password?
1forrest1

2. Don't trust Atoms. They make up everything!

3.Who does a Pharoah talk to when he's sad?
His Mummy.

4.Why do white girls come in odd numbers?
Because they can't even.

5.What did the Bhuddist say when he went up to the Hot Dog vendor?
"Make me one with everything"

P.S. : Everything is meant as a joke and should hopefully not offend anyone.

The Buddist pays with a $20 note. “Where is my change?” he asks.

“Sorry,” says the vendor, “change comes from within yourself.”