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(01-16-2016, 09:51 PM)CBM97 Wrote: [ -> ]The better are the spontaneous one, I agree.
Here one you probably heard from me~
What's the common point between a clit and peanuts?





They're both appetizer!

haha i like it- kind of a "spicy"

-A man asks his wife: "Honey can you tell me something that makes me sad, but at the same time also happy?"

-She thinks for a short time and answers:"Considering all your friends, your dick is the biggest."

 What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?

Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering a minor.

My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.

How do you call someone without bodo or nose?

Nobody knows...

How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?

Call and tell her about it.

What do boobs and toys have in common?

They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.

How did the pirate get his ship for so cheap? He got it on sail.