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;-)))

I actually am probably going to get one tho... but still, perfect pun!

(10-01-2017, 05:50 PM)Willy_for_Boobies Wrote: [ -> ]

;-)))

HAHA!! Nice One. 

A joke I read in my facebook page:

3 friends in a pub, says one of them:
- Last night I made love with my wife 4 times in a row and in the morning, she made me pancakes and said she loves me so much;
The second one replied:
- Ah! Last night I made love with my wife 6 times, and in the morning she made me an omelette and said I was the man of her life;
Since the last one remained silent, both of them asked him:
- How many times you made love with wife last night?
- One! He replied.
- AhAhAhAh! Just one! Exclaimed both! - And in the morning what she said?
- Don't stop!

You know lately I have been seeing "love treesomes" and at first I was like wait there is a tree fetish? Then I thought about it, how many trees are in a treesome? Then the ultimate innuendo hit me in the back of the head and I literally thought the lights went out... How many trees does it take to plug in a lightbulb? Dum dum tiss.