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Oh Jesus....I have a loooot in my mind ,But ama just post here the best ones i remember
So. 1)Ain't a ~joke~ but i find it funny anyway It was like*Girls kiss eachother on the lips all the lips all time but i accidentally sucked my homie dick one time and i'm gay..Like...That ain't faire xD
2)Hear about the new restaurant called Karma? There's no menu,You get what you deserve
3)Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
4)Doctor: “Do you do sports?”
Patient: “Does sex count?”
Doctor: “Yes.”
Patient: “Then no.”
5) What does a fridge the first time he opens ?
Light's the bulb xD (this is a cringe one too)

Lol, that one took me a second to get xD