(07-18-2016, 02:12 PM)CBM97 Wrote: I know I shouldn't play with food, but... Is that good enough as a dildo?
A little late, but... Two words: Flared base.
Safety first!
Edit: Not based on experience; just based on lots of friends in the medical field who (pardon the pun) laugh their asses off whenever they get one as an ER visit.