The Challenge

[IvanXLIV]

Alas, my kinks are few and most tame by nature,
More akin to racy, erotic fantasies...
Forget domination or outrageous posture;
I'd rather be role-playing outlandish fancies
 
In an exotic locale or other weird place,
Such as performing wanton, raunchy sixty-nines
While floating weightless and naked in outer space
Aboard a large space station's intimate confines,
 
Or perhaps coupling in the dense, saline waters
of the Dead Sea by night, floating in coital
Bliss as fireworks erupt in dazzling showers
Above us, illuminating our nocturnal,
 
Aquatic revels. Perhaps these are not true kinks,
But they'd leave me in a positive mood, methinks.