02-20-2016, 11:34 PM
(This post was last modified: 02-21-2016, 12:49 AM by IvanXLIV.
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*the butler is back, slightly out of breath, having been called unexpectedly to deal with an undisclosed emergency*
"Milady Tavana, ladies and gents, a thousand apologies... I had to deal with various chores, such as contracting enough workers to rebuild the manor. I took the liberty of modifying the mansion's plans by adding a BDSM dungeon, a sauna and an indoor pool for everyone's enjoyment."
"It would seem the manor's tapwater was tainted by an unknown hallucinogenic substance - Methyl-Dorkamine-Metamphanil-Annoyide - which was largely responsible for the mess we've been through. I'm told any and all further scenes of destruction by green-skinned aliens from another universe are largely illusions of the senses and can be safely ignored from now on, without any lingering effect (for those with the will, that is)"
"Now, lady Fenix... when you and madame Catherine are done, my massage table will be ready in about six hours; your favorite essential oils have been properly mixed and waiting for you both."
"Milady Tavana, ladies and gents, a thousand apologies... I had to deal with various chores, such as contracting enough workers to rebuild the manor. I took the liberty of modifying the mansion's plans by adding a BDSM dungeon, a sauna and an indoor pool for everyone's enjoyment."
"It would seem the manor's tapwater was tainted by an unknown hallucinogenic substance - Methyl-Dorkamine-Metamphanil-Annoyide - which was largely responsible for the mess we've been through. I'm told any and all further scenes of destruction by green-skinned aliens from another universe are largely illusions of the senses and can be safely ignored from now on, without any lingering effect (for those with the will, that is)"
"Now, lady Fenix... when you and madame Catherine are done, my massage table will be ready in about six hours; your favorite essential oils have been properly mixed and waiting for you both."
"Let my worship be within the heart that rejoiceth, for behold: all acts of love and pleasure are my rituals."
- The Goddess -
- The Goddess -