*The orc suddenly stops and lounges on a beach chair and looks toward an unseen camera.*
Hello humies! Me Gronk. Gronk Thrustplunder!! You may see Gronk in such place as... "Gronk Walk Down Hall" or "Gronk Pick Up Humie At Bar". But when Gronk tired from long day of loot, pillage, plunder, answer fan mail... Gronk need relax.
That why Gronk use Cactus Brand Beach Chairs!
Made from slave souls in Cactus Hell, Cactus Brand Beach Chairs made of solid Norway pine and *squints* up-hole-star with only best cotton and broken dreams. Once you get on Cactus Brand Beach Chairs, you no want leave!!
*He tries to leave the chair but it breaks underneath him. After unceremoniously falling on his ass, he smiles at the camera.*
See? Gronk no want leave chair! So you buy Cactus Brand Beach Chairs and you no want leave chair either!
Hello humies! Me Gronk. Gronk Thrustplunder!! You may see Gronk in such place as... "Gronk Walk Down Hall" or "Gronk Pick Up Humie At Bar". But when Gronk tired from long day of loot, pillage, plunder, answer fan mail... Gronk need relax.
That why Gronk use Cactus Brand Beach Chairs!
Made from slave souls in Cactus Hell, Cactus Brand Beach Chairs made of solid Norway pine and *squints* up-hole-star with only best cotton and broken dreams. Once you get on Cactus Brand Beach Chairs, you no want leave!!
*He tries to leave the chair but it breaks underneath him. After unceremoniously falling on his ass, he smiles at the camera.*
See? Gronk no want leave chair! So you buy Cactus Brand Beach Chairs and you no want leave chair either!
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