How To Pick You Up

[Bansai]

Hmm...a tricky question.

Well to be blunt about it, if you wanna pick me up, make sure you have a strong set of arms (I weigh quite a bit)

Okay, let's be serious here.
You've done some kinky chatting with friends/ do some naughty RPs/ are horny for some reason (Don't worry, everyone does once in a while) and you saw me at the corner there and say "I'm gonna ask that guy to let myself off".

Well I'm all up for a no strings attached, casual fun with anyone. And here's how:

1) Tell me what's in your mind - Don't hold back what you got whipped up, everyone's got their own fetishes, scenes, fantasy they wanna play out. Speak up honestly of how you want it done. I'll try my best to try new kinks you may dish out
Chance of success: 7/10, 10/10 if I'm in a mood to play around and the kink's/fetish piqued my interests/is exciting.

2) Play the tease - I'm so melted against this one. What can I say?
Chance of success: 8/10, higher if your tease is dope

3) Use of pick up lines - Even though pick up lines might have low impact on the chances, never underestimate a good pick up line.
Chance of success: 5/10, 1/10 if its something sort of "wan sum fuk", "I wanna suck you".

4) A good conversation - Start with a nice, hearty chat, followed by requesting if I'm interested to play works
Chance of success: 7/10, go as high as 9/10 if I'm in the mood

5) Fitness and health talks - Yes, I'm a fan of staying healthy and fit. If you're one too, we're gonna go along really good, both in chatting and in bed
Chance of success: 9/10 



So yeah, that's basically it. I think the patterns almost the same for everyone as IvanXLIV mentioned before. But we'll see how other's fare