How To Pick You Up

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How to pick me up?  Quick answer: don't. I may be small, and light, but you touch me without me asking and I will rip your fucking throat out.

But if we are going to be serious here, and you really really do wanna get freaky with me, pay attention.

If you are a girl, good start. But no cold invites or friend requests. Have a chat, make me laugh or think your are cute. And don't get pushy or desperate (some girls are actually worse for this than most guys). And if you are willing to grow a futa dick for a short while, you have a significantly improved chance with me.

If you are a guy, then your chances are already somewhat restricted. Your only way in now is to get some friends together. I'm up for two or three cocks hammering away at my ass, but no guy gets to touch my pussy. Again, no cold invites or friend requests. And don't beg. Also, don't be crass or disgusting. And don't tell me you have a big dick (especially a BBC).

And if you are a futa already, then awesome. Hit me up sometime and ask about joining in a gangbang. There will always be room for you