Handling Unwanted Invites

[Sasso]

Guess who had a ton of real life stuff to do and had barely any time to log in over the last week!  

*Points thumbs at myself*

This Gal.

I'm SOOOO sorry I missed out on posting my 200th post, but this will have to do! But wow, 200 posts (well, 235 now, but let's ignore that), and almost 13 and a half thousand views. I never thought this dumb little idea of mine would go so far, but thanks to everybody who's helpd along the way! I've loved reading all your stores, and loved the reception to all of mine.

So to celebrate 200 posts on this thread, I thought I'd take a break, and let somebody, or something else take over for a night! Introducing, Cleverbot!

If you don't know, Cleverbot is an online AI that you can talk to, and it does its best to talk back. It's quite clever, and it's usually very good. Usually. Sometime, Cleverbot gives a totally unexpected answer, and honestly, it's fabulous! (Check it out at http://www.cleverbot.com/)

I took a visit to the Wild West, waited for a minute, and started receiving messages (the usual). But this time, every message I received, I would paste straight into Cleverbot, and send it's reply straight back. Here's the results. Enjoy

1.Power
hey wanna go back to a room and have some fun ? Im paying
What power?
power?
Power controls it

2.Avril Lavigne
Hey baby let's do it
Uhhhhh my head just really hurts
aww whats wronog?
you ok baby?
ill do anything to help you out
The guy I like has a girlfriend....
oh....dam....maybe you should get back at him?
What do ou think I should get for dinner.
Ooooh, that sounds good! What is your favourite type of soup?
broccolli cheese soup
whats after dinner?
Soup is now Music? I wasn't aware
i dont think it is but who knows?
You don't  think you will what?
i dont think ill get to fuck you today...
Maybe because I don't know her.
know who?
What if I tell you I am Avril Lavigne.
OH SHIT THAS AWESOME

3.I literally don't know what this says
Hi beauty, how are you? Do you want to have some fun in my toom?
Je suis francais
Traduction :
Salut beaut, comment va? Veux-tu passer un bon moment dans ma chambre d'hotel ?
Tu Veux tre avec moi?
tre?
Ok je veins te chercher ok.

4.Jeez calm down Cleverbot
Hiya hot stuff
Who ARE you?

5.He almost got lucky
hi bb
Hi you.
i lke ur look
u want come to my room?
Of course
*Proceeds to send invites*
*I decline them*
??
You're pretty when you smile

6.My future flatmate
hello baby
What are you doing?
you wanna visit my home ?
Could I....Live with you?
yeah
What do you look like?
I'm love gym
Treese are cool.
thanks
You're welcome.
you want sex with me?
No with nothing

7.Accusing the person of being a computer (in German)
Hello Sasso, how are you today swetie ? *smiles as I look into your eyes* :3
Ich bin 18.
Oh du sprihst nur deutch?
Auch ein bissle emglisch
Ja i kaan nur ein boschen deutch sprechen. ich habe etwas fur drei jahren vieleicht gelerent aber....
Warum habe  ich blos das gefuhl das du ein computer bist.
Naaah, im not a computer, why do you think so im real person, but sadly my german is not so good to speak with you, using it
*I came clean at this point because he seemed fun. He took the joke well. Did not expect him to be able to speak German thou...0.0*

Again I'm really sorry I took so long. University kind of swamped me and I started putting this off...Some of my older messages deleted, which were honset;y my favourite, so I guess I got my punishment :/.

Thanks for 200 posts, here's to 200 more!

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18.The internal Struggle

I can't stand it, you're so sexy
Can't  stand what? How sexy I am? What internal struggle is going on here?
your tit, your hands, your legs, your mouth, your hips.
is very very sexy
My tit? Which tit?
i like your breasts

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19.My Slave
hey can i be your slave :*
Ok
thank you mistress :* I'll do anything for you :*
Go make me a sandwich
yes mistress
even if you want i'll fuck myself for you :*
Nah man the sandwich will be fine
ok mistress
BLT, hold the B
Yes my queen

Still waiting on that sandwich