Handling Unwanted Invites

[Sasso]

12.Rhyming dog lover

"Hello Sasso, I'd like to lasso that asso"
"I think I'll passo, but I raise my glasso, because your rhymes are fasto, but they are somewhat crasso"
"Haha everything was dope untill crasso"
"What does crasso even mean"
"Also Lasso is promounced Lassoo, and Sasso is a short vowel sound"
"Crass, as in blunt, inappropriate, candid"
"Damm you with teh big words shieeeet"
"I mean I do appreciate a woman who is exceptionally literate and has a great vocabulary to go along with those colossal titties"
"Do you enjoy deep intelligent conversations too?"
"I do I must say"
"I also enjoy llong, passionate sex...But I feel the intelligent conversations must come first with you "
"Why do people value purebred pets so much when they're super unhealthy because of inbreeding and have shorter and lower quality lives than mutts"
"Oooooh and animal lover...I can dig that"
"Well I guess but that's irrelevant here"
"I would say that the life duration of a the animal is not as valuable as the actual bragging rights one has when they own a purebred animal, such as a purebred german shepard. They feel they possibly get more respect and have somewhat metaphorically bigger "Penis" "
"Pure bred pets are usually owned by the sort of people that don't love animals as animals but have them more like trophies"
"My point exactly"
"As I mentioned the bragging rights alone are more valuable than the animal's well being in the first lace"
"Do you find that you as a mammal have the animalistic instinct to prefer doggy style position as a favourte for sexual intercourse?"