01-22-2016, 02:24 PM
(01-22-2016, 11:04 AM)Sasso Wrote: I defenitley don't receive as much attention as say MsTan or JuicyLucy since I'm only a level 1 free player, so my experiences are more like what Ivan found (Although I don't keep track of the friends or room invites, there are usually alot of them). It's almost a shame, I could have more content to put on this thread.
10.The Magician!
"Hi"
"Hey"
"You are very charming"
"Well I am magic so that is to be expected"
"Hmm wow"
"And you do magic sex?"
Ï did once but he turned into a garden gnome so I tend not to anymore"
"but gnome with big cock?"
"Gnome with average sized genitalia"
":O XD"
"for that big boobs I'd be willing to risk"
"Why are big boobs even such a big deal that you'd risk being turned into a lawn ornament for"
"i love big boobs"
"But why"
"I think to resist the magic"
"Liking big boobs can stop you turning into a garden gnome?"
"mmm no, i'm a wizard too"
"How so?"
"I studied an ancient book of magic"
"What did you learn"
"I can grow my penis"
"You'll need it"
"And to excite a woman with my eyes"
"Yes i need it" (What)
"Ok, prove to me you can excite me with your magic"
"Look at me without looking away"
"I am"
"Do you feel wet?"
"No"
"I don't think you're very good at magic"
"Hmmmm don't lie"
"I'm not lying"
"mmmm, and then you show me your magic"
"Ok, watch me as I magically dissapear!"
Then I logged off.
Damn you Sasso...you devil!!!! you wait until i was sick...and tottally blast with that one!!!!
Oh my God, i laugh so much with that one...DAMN YOU MESSI!!!!!