01-19-2016, 11:22 AM
As for that, Sasso, i have another to post in here, i think alot in post or not, but, since the guy in the end was a little jerk...i guess he desserve this; its a little...spicy, so i skip some parts...
THE MEASUREMENT
So the story is simple, this guy, i meet for a long time, come to me with a pic (yes, his dick) and ask me a pic of me (i send him one), after that he send me another one (again, his dick from diferent angle) and say:
Guy - So?...what you think?
MsT - wow great cock you have, so how about measures?
Guy - dont no baby, why dont you measure it with your mouth?
MsT - Sorry, i cant do that, my mouth isn't a ruler, i can do....(describe some things i can do with my mouth), but the exact measurement i cant...
Guy - Wanna find out if you have that abbility or not?
MsT - I dont need to find out, i know i dont have it, .... (i describe again what i can do)... i even can tell if its big or not ... (another description involving my throat), but thats it!
The guy went off, the talk end, this morning he return and say this:
Guy - I measure it for you, its 9.10cm
MsT - 9.10cm???? are you sure????
Guy - yeah why? i used a ruler
MsT - but 9.10cm??? really?
Guy - yeah i didn't measure with a ruler, who does that? measurement with a ruler
MsT - but...cm??? you better measure it for real
Guy - i didn't measure it to begin wit Jesus, i dont measure my dick and yeah 9.10cm is the avg penis size, if you are being so scientific in your approach (yes, earlier in the conversation i told him i need to know the exact measure, beacuse i need to calculate scientific the amount of drool i need, or something like that)
MsT - is not the avg size, not even close, and by the pic i saw, you might want to say inches...
Guy - yeah sweetie i dont measure, told you to measure it for me
MsT - and i told you my mouth wasn't a ruler....
at this point the conversation start to be more offensive, i dont like the way he talk to me...and end it!!!
THE MEASUREMENT
So the story is simple, this guy, i meet for a long time, come to me with a pic (yes, his dick) and ask me a pic of me (i send him one), after that he send me another one (again, his dick from diferent angle) and say:
Guy - So?...what you think?
MsT - wow great cock you have, so how about measures?
Guy - dont no baby, why dont you measure it with your mouth?
MsT - Sorry, i cant do that, my mouth isn't a ruler, i can do....(describe some things i can do with my mouth), but the exact measurement i cant...
Guy - Wanna find out if you have that abbility or not?
MsT - I dont need to find out, i know i dont have it, .... (i describe again what i can do)... i even can tell if its big or not ... (another description involving my throat), but thats it!
The guy went off, the talk end, this morning he return and say this:
Guy - I measure it for you, its 9.10cm
MsT - 9.10cm???? are you sure????
Guy - yeah why? i used a ruler
MsT - but 9.10cm??? really?
Guy - yeah i didn't measure with a ruler, who does that? measurement with a ruler
MsT - but...cm??? you better measure it for real
Guy - i didn't measure it to begin wit Jesus, i dont measure my dick and yeah 9.10cm is the avg penis size, if you are being so scientific in your approach (yes, earlier in the conversation i told him i need to know the exact measure, beacuse i need to calculate scientific the amount of drool i need, or something like that)
MsT - is not the avg size, not even close, and by the pic i saw, you might want to say inches...
Guy - yeah sweetie i dont measure, told you to measure it for me
MsT - and i told you my mouth wasn't a ruler....
at this point the conversation start to be more offensive, i dont like the way he talk to me...and end it!!!