Handling Unwanted Invites

[Nika Bubble Butt]

(01-20-2017, 08:07 AM)Sasso Wrote: 36. sex

sex me
*Waves magic wand* Congratulations, you are now a sex
plz
Be careful what you wish for
Oh
no
plz
Too late you've made your wish no take backsies
Sometimes we make love with our eyes.
Sometimes we make love with our hands.
Sometimes we make love with our bodies.
Always we make love with our hearts
That was beautiful *waves magic wand again* Congratulations you're no longer a sex
oh
no
I'm upset

Nothing could have prepared me for this one tbh

That had me in tears cc:

However, this really makes me wonder what kind of people are there. This, in a sense, is very creepy. How desperate he/she sounds over virtual sex o:

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Oki, all these stories made me want to share one of my own.
Maybe not as good as others, but it did make me chuckle when it happened.
 
Little back-story: I have stated in my bio that I like doing squats, well butt workout in general really (fitness life <3) and due to that I have received many "squat" messages.
 
Guy: Do you like doing squats over men or women or both?
Me: I like squatting with a bar on my shoulders
Guy: *Squats in front of you* Do you like that?
Me: *Looks confused at you*
Guy: What?
(at this moment I decided to have fun with this here person)
Me: Well, your form was wrong
Guy: Whats wrong?
Me: squat for me
Guy: *squats for you* do you like me?
Me: Not yet
Guy: Why?
Me: Your back is whack, straighten it out
Guy: *Straightens back* do you like me now?
Me: Not yet, your feet are wrong. They have to be the same width as your shoulders.
Guy: *same width as shoulders*
Me: Good, now that is beautiful
Guy: Ok, Im horny lets go baby? I have a room sexy bunny
Me: You know what turns me on, people doing squats, I dunno why, just find it very sexy.
Guy: I just did squat
Me: Yeah, but I want more <3
Guy: *Squats* lets go now?
Me: Wait, do more
Guy: *Squats*
Guy: *Squats*
Guy: *Squats*
Guy: *Squats*
Guy: You ready?
Me: Five more c:
Guy: *Squats*
Guy: *Squats*
Guy: *Squats*
Guy: *Squats*
Guy: *Squats*
Guy: You horny baby, we ready?
Me: No, do more
Guy: *Squats*
Guy: Please lets go I want to cum in you
Me: No pain no gain, now do it c:<
(after that he squatted for some 20 times or so and I blocked him)

I hope you found it an interesting read. c: