09-10-2016, 02:08 AM
(09-10-2016, 02:04 AM)Fruits Wrote: I was probably being out of order but:
Him:
Hey beautiful
What's the difference between me and a couch?
Me:
Um, I'd fuck a couch?
Probably not since the traditional answer is: "A couch pulls out. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"