(06-23-2016, 08:37 AM)Fenix-TS Wrote: I think the guy thought you were Sasso messing around with him....
I somehow doubt that he is a regular on this forum, but if he is, who could blame him for confusing me with Sasso? I mean, her funny exploits are really inspiring...
Speaking of inspiring.... I got my inspiration for the following encounter from one of your latest stories, Sasso - I hope that is alright with you.
Guy: *slaps your ass* hey hottie
Me: *is turned into a hungry bear by the sheer force of your insolence*
Me: Grrraawwww
Guy: wha? what the hell??
Me: *doesn't seem to be able to comprehend anything you said and just stands there, irately inspecting you with beady bear-eyes before finally starting to trot into your direction* Rrrrrraaaawwwww
Guy: uhm what are ... you?
Me: *even the last spark of humanity seems to have left this body and the slow trot quickly picks up pace until the bear is charging at you in a wild frenzy, growling and gnarling, while white foam is dripping out of its mouth*
Guy: heh well better start doing what shes doing *I start to rip my skin off as I turn into an angry lion*
Me: *just as the impact of the rushing bear is about to hit you, she vanishes in a puff of pixie dust that engulfs your body*
Guy: uhm wow
Me: *suddenly a slight breeze gets up and bears the sparkling dust away - a moment later the eerie spectacle is over and you are all by yourself again with nothing indicating that this unearthly experience was anything more than a day-dream*
I just love how startled he seemed to be and it was certainly a nice touch that he - sort of - kept playing along.
Et in Arcadia ego