05-29-2016, 12:34 AM
I actually had a couple today! This is one of my responses. She was one of those with a name suggestive of a career in law enforcement.
Her: hey handsome, wanna fuck?
Me: I refuse to answer any questions without my lawyer present.
Her: im horny lol just want a quickie
Me: Once my lawyer gets here, we can talk.
Her: lol u want sex or not?
Me: I PLEAD THE FIFTH!
Her: hey handsome, wanna fuck?
Me: I refuse to answer any questions without my lawyer present.
Her: im horny lol just want a quickie
Me: Once my lawyer gets here, we can talk.
Her: lol u want sex or not?
Me: I PLEAD THE FIFTH!