Erotic Rendez-Vous

[Simple Tania]

Sizes... Oh yes! Some say that matters, others that the way to use it is the important thing. Of course, I'm not talking bananas!
A curiosity... I never heard a man saying that he have a small 'banana', a giant, montruosity one (banana), yes, several times, most of them, i discovered they were politicians, promises, promises... bananas!!! But small? not one of them had the balls to assume it. That means two things, not only their banana is small, but also, they don't have b...tomatoes, "tomates" "cojones".
And, please sweeties, take my word for it: - it's not a crime have it small. As long you know how to use it, you can (and you will) give "carradas" pleasure to your lucky one. Yes, you can, it takes art to do it, yes... but YOU CAN! I'll finish with this statement -There are some, that regardless the size of the brush (not even if their life depends on it), will never paint a masterpiece - ...
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