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Fuck my life (FML)
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OH FUCK MY LIFE!!! (not in an embarrassing way)

Today, 6 pm, I was driving my car when out of nowhere a guy lost the control of his car and comes directly at me! appealing to all my driver skills I managed to avoid him... but not completely, he bumped against the left back of my car which made the tire blow away... drift here, drift there, hand break, a spin... and I control it, parked and leave outside to check for the other car. The guy was trying to leave, I approach him and asked if he was alright... and I noticed blood on his arm! - "Are you alright? it's better to call 911 (112 in Portugal)" - "No need, I'm fine, that cut I had it already" - he said with a tremble voice and a smell... well, you know, right? He was completely drunk. The police comes I called my secure company, when I look back, the guy was standing next to me - "Hey, no need, I'M FINE, loooook..." - And he...he started to dance, showing he was alright...do I laugh? or do I cry? I guess both!
The firemen come, another police men, many people gather there just to watch, all men and me. And that's where I noticed I was wearing one of my shortest skirts with a top (it was a very hot day)... as result, a dance from the drunk that bumped my car and many...many looks and touch's... "Are you alright?" "Are you feeling fine?" "do you need anything?" "are you sure? if you feel dizzy or so, just let me know" - Calmly, to all of them, I said "Thanks dears"
To be simple is to be great
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Fuck my life (FML) - by Cath - 09-25-2016, 07:30 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Cloudmatic - 09-25-2016, 09:12 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by -J- - 09-25-2016, 09:25 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Mirrage - 09-25-2016, 09:34 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Cath - 09-25-2016, 09:49 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Mirrage - 09-25-2016, 10:29 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Cath - 09-25-2016, 10:34 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by blahbitty - 09-27-2016, 08:42 AM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Cath - 09-27-2016, 09:59 AM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by RP_RICK - 09-25-2016, 11:01 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Sasso - 09-26-2016, 04:27 AM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Emmie - 09-26-2016, 10:29 AM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Cath - 09-26-2016, 05:38 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Simple Tania - 09-26-2016, 04:21 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by blahbitty - 09-27-2016, 10:45 AM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Cath - 09-27-2016, 12:03 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by blahbitty - 09-27-2016, 06:51 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Sate - 09-27-2016, 12:08 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Mx.RP - 09-27-2016, 08:05 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Cath - 09-27-2016, 08:09 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Emmie - 09-28-2016, 06:39 AM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by _Barbie_ - 09-28-2016, 07:30 AM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Cath - 09-28-2016, 12:04 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Emmie - 09-28-2016, 03:43 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Cath - 09-28-2016, 04:11 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Cath - 09-30-2016, 07:24 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Simple Tania - 09-30-2016, 10:07 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Cath - 10-01-2016, 07:53 AM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Drek - 10-01-2016, 10:07 AM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Cath - 10-01-2016, 01:14 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by QueenExcellia - 10-01-2016, 02:09 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by blahbitty - 10-03-2016, 10:41 AM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Cath - 10-03-2016, 08:35 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by blahbitty - 10-05-2016, 09:23 AM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Cath - 10-11-2016, 02:37 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Simple Tania - 10-11-2016, 03:30 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by _Barbie_ - 10-17-2016, 03:13 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Cath - 10-17-2016, 04:00 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Cath - 10-21-2016, 05:33 AM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Vrook - 10-21-2016, 05:38 AM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Sasso - 10-24-2016, 04:05 AM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Brianzolo - 10-24-2016, 12:06 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Cath - 10-24-2016, 02:07 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Cath - 10-24-2016, 08:37 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Emmie - 10-24-2016, 10:26 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Cath - 10-25-2016, 05:54 AM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Simple Tania - 10-25-2016, 06:49 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Cath - 10-25-2016, 07:14 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Simple Tania - 10-26-2016, 05:44 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Cath - 10-26-2016, 07:57 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Simple Tania - 10-26-2016, 11:16 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Mirrage - 12-07-2016, 06:05 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Cath - 12-07-2016, 06:22 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Mirrage - 12-07-2016, 06:25 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Cath - 12-07-2016, 06:27 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Paul630 - 12-07-2016, 06:39 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Cath - 02-13-2018, 07:04 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Jessica - 02-13-2018, 07:51 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Vrook - 02-13-2018, 07:06 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Cath - 02-13-2018, 07:59 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Melificent - 04-09-2018, 11:19 AM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Cath - 04-10-2018, 12:22 AM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by SissyNektar - 09-26-2018, 08:59 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by Katyusha - 09-26-2018, 10:30 PM
RE: Fuck my life (FML) - by blahbitty - 05-06-2020, 09:02 AM

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