09-28-2016, 12:04 PM
Ok, this time it's more a slice of life rant.
You know, I always like to help people. So, when I was still living in at parent's house, we all had this kind of home duty, like watering the plants and such, and every time my mom get back from groceries, I go to her and ask her if I could help. She always says no, well, each time I ask her if I can help her, she says no. And guess what? One day, she came to me, in a bad mood (periods...) and she starts complaining about the fact that I never help her. Like, seriously? Every fucking time I ask to help her she says no!
Anyway, I will retell the tale of the cucumber since the thread where it was got deleted... Long story short, I was really horny, mom had bought a cucumber. Since I should have been alone for an hour or two, I decided to search about a "dildo" and I found this vegetable. I did my thing with it, then cleaned it up and put it back to the fridge.
The thing is that my mom who was making a soup of the said vegetable asked me if I saw my big sister who came home earlier. Of course, it was when I was exploring myself.
You know, I always like to help people. So, when I was still living in at parent's house, we all had this kind of home duty, like watering the plants and such, and every time my mom get back from groceries, I go to her and ask her if I could help. She always says no, well, each time I ask her if I can help her, she says no. And guess what? One day, she came to me, in a bad mood (periods...) and she starts complaining about the fact that I never help her. Like, seriously? Every fucking time I ask to help her she says no!
Anyway, I will retell the tale of the cucumber since the thread where it was got deleted... Long story short, I was really horny, mom had bought a cucumber. Since I should have been alone for an hour or two, I decided to search about a "dildo" and I found this vegetable. I did my thing with it, then cleaned it up and put it back to the fridge.
The thing is that my mom who was making a soup of the said vegetable asked me if I saw my big sister who came home earlier. Of course, it was when I was exploring myself.
Let's see the bright sight of this world!