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Fancy, schmancy pickup lines
#21
(12-04-2015, 04:54 AM)ladyselin Wrote: i know the best one. Here goes. '' Hi'' Big Grin

Most ineffective pickup line of all times. Behold!
"Hello. How are you?"
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#22
I had a bad pickup line contest with a friend once.... I'll post my submission in here.

Ahem...

"Hay Gurl~ Do you want me to hold your skirt while you go to the bathroom?"
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#23
I got the best one today, I about died laughing because it was out of nowhere.
"Notice me Senpai"
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#24
(12-05-2015, 09:21 PM)Silvyraven Wrote: I got the best one today, I about died laughing because it was out of nowhere.
"Notice me Senpai"

I've tryed once:
"Baka, snpai! It's not like I love your style or anything!"
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#25
(12-05-2015, 09:21 PM)Silvyraven Wrote: I got the best one today, I about died laughing because it was out of nowhere.
"Notice me Senpai"

hahaha! well, it worked.
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#26
"How about you show me your hotel?" or better "Oh you got a detachable penis? And it walks by itself. Can I barrow it?"
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#27
the funniest for me was,"Hey, do you want to come to my room and be disappointed in bed?"
Heart juicylucy
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#28
(12-01-2015, 03:20 PM)Bansai Wrote: "hey babe, wan sum fuk?"

Works everytime  Tongue

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"everytime ;p"
#NeverAgain
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#29
LOOL Bor! It doesn't surprise me... ^^"
I won't ever try this line Tongue
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#30
yeah haha I was expecting something like that :p
I laughed my ass off irl tho when that happend. #NoRegrets
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