Because my ign is soju, I've gotten a lot of "can I taste you?" lines. However I've had some nice, polite people message me.
Like the "pls" sirs...
![[Image: da604a714d.png]](http://puu.sh/mvUwC/da604a714d.png)
and the ones who like to be on the safe side...
![[Image: 6c28a86230.png]](http://puu.sh/mvVef/6c28a86230.png)
Someone was even nice enough to make sure the message didn't get lost.
![[Image: 7ad60eaafc.png]](http://puu.sh/mvV0m/7ad60eaafc.png)
Another person realized that calling strangers by pet names can be patronizing.
![[Image: 2195f6f0b4.png]](http://puu.sh/mvVhN/2195f6f0b4.png)
Somebody was even interested to know the real me! How nice.
![[Image: d681f7e9f0.png]](http://puu.sh/mvUUn/d681f7e9f0.png)
This one's a really hard worker.
![[Image: 297359a3da.png]](http://puu.sh/mvVrH/297359a3da.png)
(Really though, he's a nice person. I think we had a misunderstanding.)
And finally, the most impressive guy:
Like the "pls" sirs...
![[Image: da604a714d.png]](http://puu.sh/mvUwC/da604a714d.png)
and the ones who like to be on the safe side...
![[Image: 6c28a86230.png]](http://puu.sh/mvVef/6c28a86230.png)
Someone was even nice enough to make sure the message didn't get lost.
![[Image: 7ad60eaafc.png]](http://puu.sh/mvV0m/7ad60eaafc.png)
Another person realized that calling strangers by pet names can be patronizing.
![[Image: 2195f6f0b4.png]](http://puu.sh/mvVhN/2195f6f0b4.png)
Somebody was even interested to know the real me! How nice.
![[Image: d681f7e9f0.png]](http://puu.sh/mvUUn/d681f7e9f0.png)
This one's a really hard worker.
![[Image: 297359a3da.png]](http://puu.sh/mvVrH/297359a3da.png)
(Really though, he's a nice person. I think we had a misunderstanding.)
And finally, the most impressive guy:
![[Image: aa52a0e6f4.png]](http://puu.sh/mvUH7/aa52a0e6f4.png)
"Each night has one sound I know: the moon against the water like your cheek across mine in another life." – Sara Eliza Johnson