Sorry for the mess up Eustace!! -feels ashamed-
And yeah.... A long try in the wrong way
And yeah.... A long try in the wrong way
Every word a world
Handling Unwanted Invites
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Sorry for the mess up Eustace!! -feels ashamed-
And yeah.... A long try in the wrong way
Every word a world
06-10-2016, 03:54 PM
(This post was last modified: 06-10-2016, 04:01 PM by Barbiesque.)
Oh there's several quaint ones. There's :
1. sExperience Guy : "Hey, mind if you help me level up? I'm soooooo close (clearly *cough*) to the next level. Unfortunately, not to the next league or ten. 2. The Giant Massive Immense Huge Mofo XXL-Shlongathon : "Yo babe, wanna see my 40 inch flaccid monsta?" Translated (aprox. nouns) : My basement is cold so it's shrinking even more but I can play a mean ukalele when mom's not home. 3. The "Bro" Usually a guy acting like the white sheep of the Marley family, talking "smack" all "ghetto" while he's "blasting" Eminem thinking it's "da bomb" when the nearest he's ever been to a true ghetto was that one time Polo shirts were on sale from the back of a van.
I just had an encounter of the third kind and thought about sharing it here:
Guy: where from? (my thoughts: great, just great ... not even an implied greeting, asking personal questions a lot too soon and too lazy to write properly... let's see if I can come up with a silly answer) Me: from the place at the end of the rainbow, the place where heaven and earth meet and the place where the sun meets the moon Guy: sounds romantic Me: oh, it certainly is Guy: where are we going for our fist date? Me: for our date? how come you think we are ever going out for a date? Guy: i was touching you the right way so you got horny and asked me out for a date. Me: either I have amnesia or you are making all of that up ... and I certainly don't remember having amnesia, so that leaves us with only one option Guy: So we skip the date and just fuk [sic!] ? Me: well, I certainly don't remember having amnesia, so that leaves us with only one option... Guy: *touch your croch [sic!] ... i didn't know you have a dong... Me: I certainly don't remember having amnesia, so that narrows the options down quite a bit ... Guy: wait a minute... are you a dude? Me: I certainly don't remember having amnesia, so there is only one option left Guy: what would that option be? Me: which option? who said anything about an option? Guy: I love your cock... Me: Do I know you? I can't quite recall having met you before... Guy: we met at the supermarket grocery isle Me: grocery isle? Hmmm... no, I don't remember ever having been there.... After that he gave up. Was probably of these sort that think everyone that isn't jonesing for their ... sexual attention is automatically a man in women's clothing, but that conversation certainly made my day, despite its weirdness.
06-21-2016, 09:46 AM
Her: hi
Me: Hello. (I can't really ignore anything anymore, so have to respond to these PM's) got room? Room? *looks around* Yeah, plenty. What for? wana fuck me in ur room? Ohh... No, I do not have A room. Sorry, slight misunderstanding there. get one I only have $1, not sure I can afford anything. i need real man not u not interested bye
26. Space travel
(This guy actually played along so it was fun) -walks by slapping your sexy ass- *Is launched into the sun by the strength of your masculinity* XD oh god cant stop laughing I'm ded bc of u imsorry but it was for a good cause atleast ^.^ Yeah ik wut u mean bc my ass is out of dis world haha oh god I think mmI inmlove what is love bby dint hurt meh dint hurt meh no mo oh god I dieing here XD no dont die I luv u
Hilarious - TIME Magazine Nothing else quite like her - Morgan Freeman
Absoloutley Sensational - Obama Who is Sasso? - Man I met on the bus Truly the MnF forumer of our time - Steven Hawking
06-22-2016, 06:26 AM
"Hey Barbie, where's Ken?" - castrated in my fridge - no follow up.
"I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world" - take me to your dealer - no follow up. "Sup babe, whatcha doin?" - nuthin,hbu? - "What?" - fo'sho,dayum - no follow up.
06-22-2016, 06:33 PM
Poor Ken... but I guess he had to die for the cause.
The following conversation earned me my very first entry on an ignore list. I deem that to be like a special award to me and thus wanted to share it here. Guy: love your short hair Guy: love your short hair ....... its so sexy Me: Hello to you too, always nice to meet a polite stranger that knows how to greet properly. Guy: thank you is that not very common here? Me: Apparently not.... but I admire your phenomenal ability to grasp sarcastic remarks. Guy: where u from Me: From a place west of Cape Dezhnev and east of Cape Prince of Wales Guy: oh idk from USA Me: You don't know what? Where I am from? Well, that is correct. Or did you mean, you don't know where you yourself are from? In that case I can't really help you. Guy: i from usa Guy: u sassy Me: You are from the USA? Well, since when isn't english the national language any more? Considering your style of writing, a significant spelling reform seems to have taken place..... '.....' has added you to ignore list.
06-23-2016, 07:26 AM
As "shallow" as the perception may be, grammar speaks truly to intelligence, in itself a prerequisite of a proper education.
Being a sapiosexual, even if I would entertain the possibility of replying and "downplaying" the usual rhetoric I have, why would I set myself up for a boring encounter, while the signs are right there (or lack there of) for me to literally see/read. Kudos.
06-23-2016, 08:37 AM
LOL Kallisto, you did it hun, you put someone in the Ignore list without pushing the damn button, my speciality, congrats hun
I think the guy thought you were Sasso messing around with him.... To be simple is to be great
06-23-2016, 11:38 AM
I like how Sasso is one typo off Sassy I had no idea this name I totally made up would define me
Hilarious - TIME Magazine Nothing else quite like her - Morgan Freeman
Absoloutley Sensational - Obama Who is Sasso? - Man I met on the bus Truly the MnF forumer of our time - Steven Hawking |
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