Fancy, schmancy pickup lines

[Bango]

(12-12-2015, 01:06 PM)MAGES. Wrote: Have nothing to say.

Next time he'll share this song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kOX-qE6Ka4

[Soresu]

(12-12-2015, 01:06 PM)MAGES. Wrote: Have nothing to say.

That guy messaged me the exact same thing!

[Darko]

I'm pretty sure it was just a troll but it made me laugh nonetheless

[Bor]

erm I tried "you're like a box of chocolate, I wanna eat you"
..strangely it worked

[Lynne]

Just got this one:

"Are you one of my slutty pets?"


Also my girl DarkDesires wanted me to post some of the stuff she got hit with :

"Hey girl. How about I make you think of me everytime you pee?"

"Hey girl. How about you tell me next time you are on your period, so we can make deviled eggs. I'll bring the mayo."

"How about we do it like in WW2 Torn Europe and I hide my sausage from the Nazis"

[Merigold]

Pick up line of the hour.

"I want you to go to my room. I am afraid to sleep on the bed ALONE."

PS: Loved the WW2 one.

[Kumori]

Just received this one:
Hey honey, can you help me with something?
I have this terrible itch about 9 inches into my asshole. Would you mind take care of it for me?

[RPesse]

It's not as funny as yours, but he definitely deserves my vagina.

[Merigold]

The most recent victim is a "boob man"

"Sorry for staring, but in my defense, your boobs were staring at me first..."

[Silvyraven]

I get some really good ones. When I am on my alt PonyGirl, I get a lot of horse, pony, and riding puns.

Such as:
   
(oddly enough I started talking to this guy because why not.)

Then I get jewels like this:
   
(this one logged off right after sending it)

But on a good day, I get the best: (this guy is clearly smooth AF)
   
(yes this worked)