What's your most wanted feature?

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This is one of those derails that probably deserves its own thread. But if you find you have so little chemistry with your bed partner that you're hoping to be saved by the bell like Cassius Clay against an Olympic boxer, I personally think it's a lot less rude to just be honest with them, especially if they're taking too long or rushing through things (or both!). You'll be doing them a big favor in the long run.

On topic, since this thread's pretty much identical to the Suggestions megathread at this point, I'm going to close this and post Vrook's excellent writeup with Brandon's revealing commentary there.