How To Pick You Up

[Kyrios]

I get a lot of cold invites/friend requests and not a few PMs saying 'hi'. I thought it would be fun to share what actually works if you want to hit on me and see if anyone else might want to post the same as a bit of fun.

1) Be one of four five very specific people. Or make me change that number to 6.

Chance of success: 9/10
Difficulty : 10/10

2) Say 'hi can I suk ur cock'

Chance of success: 1/10
Chance of Success when I'm really horny: 2/10
Difficulty: 1/10 just lazy.

3) Chat to me about some interesting topic then ask if I want to play

Chance of success: 6/10
Difficulty: 3/10 you have interests right?

4) Chat to me about your fetish and how you'd like to fulfil it in detail. 

Chance of success: 7/10 getting 0.1 higher with each level of deviance.
Difficulty: 5/10

5) Talk to me about Science or Philosophy.

Chance of success: 8/10
Difficulty: 7/10 

So what about the rest of you?