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Handling Unwanted Invites
#1
So of course, hanging around the beach I receive lot of messages asking for sex which I'm usually not very interested in. I could simply say no thank you and leave it at that, but where would be the fun in that? 

I began this hobby of mine early on when I started playing the game. If a guy asked for sex within the first few minutes, I would reply asking them about their views on politics (The Syrian refugee crisis, Donald Trump's presidential candidacy, gun rights etc). I moved on to philosophy later (The God question, argument from evil, free will).

But I've decided to get a bit more creative. these are some favourites of mine just from yesterday.

1. The Cheese Guy
Man approaches and begins Conversation with a simple hello. I say Hi. He asks hat I'm into, so I decide to sat I like cheese. He says he likes big tits and asks me what sexy things I'm interested in, so I begin to list some cheeses and talk about Mediterranean salads. I say I enjoy very distinct cheeses, to which he replies "Do you like big distinct dicks?". I reply "Distinct? really? That's what you're going with?" He sends a link to a dick pic, and I decide to drop the conversation from there.

2. Boob size man
Man starts conversation, and asks me what boob size I am. I reply 56 (Number I picked at random, no relation to actual boob size), to which he replies "Nice, good  size Wink". He tells me about his dick size. He asks me for my pictures, so I send him to Zombo.com. I drop the conversation

3. Bongo Bongo in the Congo man
Man starts conversation, asks me if I like bbc. I think for a moment trying think what I could reply with, and reply with "I like Bongo Bongo in the Congo yes". This is the rest of the conversation, his text in red. "Do you wonna have my? Wink". "You own the Congo?" "Between my legs Wink" "How can you fit and entire country between your legs?" "You wonna get laid by a bbc or what?" "How can I have sex with a developing African Nation?" "With me honey" "You're not the Congo." " You're not even the Republic of the Congo" "Tongue mo iam a horny bbc, amd i wonna fuck with you! yes or no?" "But you're not Bongo Bongo in the Congo. I dont even think you know where the Congo is" He drops the conversation at this point.

Post some of your own if you've had some fun with these invites Smile
   Hilarious - TIME Magazine                                                                 Nothing else quite like her - Morgan Freeman
                                                   Absoloutley Sensational - Obama
      Who is Sasso? - Man I met on the bus                           Truly the MnF forumer of our time - Steven Hawking
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#2
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!! I LAUGH SOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH...............
Sasso, you and me, we have an interesting conversation...about cheese, i love cheese!!!!
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#3
I received one very funny one of this days, i told my friends on the alley, and now that becomes some sort of compliment among us
just a simple - WANNA BONE? -
one of my friends just said, hey Tan what you going to do with that? are you going to married him?
i said, - no i cant, i married the last guy who ask me that!!!! i just cant refuse a BONE!!!!
and now thats sort of a joke among us...
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#4
you my friend Are a genius

may the  cheese be with you
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#5
4.Yu gi oh!
"Hey hows it going Smile" "Hey what's up?" "Nm, what you got going on tonight?" "Nothing really I'm just hanging around" "You looking for fun at all?" At this point you can tell where this is going. "What kind  of fun? Like playing Yu gi oh? that' alot of fun" "We could do that" "How do you propose this duel?" "WEll the funny thing  about the way I play Yu gi oh, I do it naked and with my penis. its a new rules set" "That sounds like a violation of the rules" "No it's not, maybe if i showed you it would make more sense" "I just checked the official rules online and it doesnt say anything about that" "I know. its a new thing"  "Can you explain the rules?" "I take my pants off, you stroke my cock, then you put it in your mouth, and when im about to cum i yell "lets d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dual!"" "I'm beginning to think this isnt a new way to play Yu gi oh" "..... it may not be"

This from my friend Maalika. Thank you!
Maalika is in Cyan, the guy is in red

"Do you like roleplay?"
"Ya"
"What kind?"
"Barnyard Chiimera"
"Wot"
"I have a chicken head a horse body and a pig tail"
".."
   Hilarious - TIME Magazine                                                                 Nothing else quite like her - Morgan Freeman
                                                   Absoloutley Sensational - Obama
      Who is Sasso? - Man I met on the bus                           Truly the MnF forumer of our time - Steven Hawking
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#6
Sounds like someone's havin fun playing around eh Sasso? Wink

By the way, cheese is tasty lol Tongue
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#7
Oh sasso...thats so good!!! but if i may say, that guy is very impressive, he play along, keep his story, i guess you have alot of fun with him, or not....hihihi

That happens to me last night, i was spaming around, and told my age in public chat, i was on TOTTALLY FREAK OUT MODE, so i say alot of bullshit, a guy just send me alot of cold invites, that i, of course, refuse, then he text me:

Guy - "YOU DONT FUCK BECAUSE YOU ARE OLD?"
MsT - "NO, I DONT FUCK BECAUSE IM TOO TIRED, BUT YOU BROKE A NEW RECORD, 6 INVITES IN A ROW, CONGRATS"

at this point i tought, OK that should be enough, it wasn't, the guy just keep sending invite, after invite, after invite, and the txt me again:

Guy - "NEW REC"
MsT - "YEAH...I COUNT 15, NEW WORLD RECORD"
Guy - "WHY ARE YOU SO TIRED?"
MsT - "BECAUSE IM OLD..."
Guy - "TOUCHE"
MsT - "IM GLAD YOU LIKE MY ANSWER"
Guy - "WHY YOU PLAY THIS GAME IF YOU DONT WANT SEX?"
MsT - "WHO SAID I DONT WANT SEX?, YOU KNOW THE DIFERENCE BTW A WHORE AND A PROSTITUTE?"
Guy - "YES I KNOW, SO?"
MsT - "WELL, IM A WHORE, I FUCK EVERYONE...I JUST DONT FUCK YOU"
Guy - "THATS AN OLD JOKE...IF YOU DONT WANT SEX WITH ANYONE, WHY ARE YOU PLAYING?"
MsT - "I TOLD YOU IM OLD, BUT I GUESS IT WILL DO THE TRICK...IF YOU ARE SMART ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND"
Guy - "WHATS THE TRICK?"
MsT - "TO SEE IF YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I DO IN HERE, WHY I PLAY THIS GAME..., IM START THINKING YOU DONT..."

At that point im going to bed, in this morning, i receive the last txt of the guy:

Guy - "PLEASE, EXPLAIN ME"

See boys and girls? for many of you, you just IGNORE the guy after the first or the second invite...but you loose so much, doing that!!!!
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#8
Some people are a mystery in this game MsTan
   Hilarious - TIME Magazine                                                                 Nothing else quite like her - Morgan Freeman
                                                   Absoloutley Sensational - Obama
      Who is Sasso? - Man I met on the bus                           Truly the MnF forumer of our time - Steven Hawking
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#9
I can't wait for the next episode now Big Grin
In game name: Benny87
Language: French (native) English (fluent)
Server: Big Bang (mainly)
When do I play: when I have the time, and it's very hard to find >_<
One last thing to say?: They say French do it better... Feel free to check it [Image: napo.gif]
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#10
Not a mystery Sasso, just dont know to take advantage of a game like this!!! some are here only to check, send invite go to a room, watch the porn cartoon, click on the buttons...go out, repeat one, twice, three times, and then, thats it...delete the avatar, follow their lives, this game is done for them...others like what they have in here, make a new avatar, start from the scratch, begin to USE the game, that people stay in here for along time, sadly, few of them, REALLY enjoy the game, why? because they keep attached to things like culture, age, nacionality, language, personality, the usual stuff we do in real life, in a real society, and tend to catalog himself, and doing that, they start loosing so much, just for the begining!
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