03-11-2016, 12:43 PM
Looking again at the photo Kyrios posted, I couldn't help but remark that Soju's eyes were trying so hard to break out of her head! ) Dying here! )
Handling Unwanted Invites
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03-11-2016, 12:43 PM
Looking again at the photo Kyrios posted, I couldn't help but remark that Soju's eyes were trying so hard to break out of her head! ) Dying here! )
03-12-2016, 12:20 AM
It seems I didn't receive the memo for eyewear... Naturally, I was dismayed!
"Each night has one sound I know: the moon against the water like your cheek across mine in another life." – Sara Eliza Johnson
03-12-2016, 09:26 AM
Gosh, now that I had a look the avatar's expression seems....creepy abit
A wise man always say:
"Make Love, Not War"
03-12-2016, 10:01 AM
Agreed
Hilarious - TIME Magazine Nothing else quite like her - Morgan Freeman
Absoloutley Sensational - Obama Who is Sasso? - Man I met on the bus Truly the MnF forumer of our time - Steven Hawking
I wore shades cause the pure amazing of my eyes in HD would've blinded you all. And I like you guys far too much to do something like that to you. I tried so hard yesterday to troll my suitors, but as soon as they noticed, they just stopped replying. But here's my contribution, small as it may be. A different kind of fun.
03-12-2016, 02:53 PM
ahhh, just thinking on the political situation of Azerbaijan, made me so wet! I bet the guy didn't reply because the "semi presidential republic" was too DAMN HOT for him
To be simple is to be great
03-12-2016, 04:08 PM
Ey Ey...there's a little story happened few minutes ago...
- 1000 bucks for a fuck? - do you think im worthy? - oh yes - how do you know? - youre super hot - lol..ok then lets do it correctly. "stop near his car, he opens the window, rolling my body I bump against the door, chewing gum, I make a balloon...look at him" Hi sweetie, looking for some fun? - yeah babe I am - "shake my body, spin around, showing him my goods" For 1000 bucks all my holes are yours - youll get your money babe, but first show me a good time - sure..."take a few pictures from my purse and give to him" here hun, in that, is me swimming naked in Mykonos, that one is me and my buddy's on a tree house and in the last one, is me and my boyfriend on a small cabin in Sierra Nevada...three good times! Since he didn't reply, I guess that's not the good times he have in mind...*looking surprised* To be simple is to be great
03-12-2016, 09:03 PM
that guy...lost his chance...btw i am surprised you carry your good times in your purse gotta keep it safe right
03-12-2016, 09:35 PM
Sometimes I like to make bad puns, and sometimes they do come off on the most random situation...
I know I should be feeling bad for this, but here it goes. her: fuck me me:Well I would rather fuck XP I could also fuck 7 and 10 But please don't make me fuck 8
Every word a world
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