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Come one, come all; and not like that... yeah, don't ruin my Holy Beach Chairs.

Cactus Brand Beach Chairs are offered for a limited time of when I show up till when I get bored.
Chairs come with mountain dew and Doritos. Normal mountain dew...not that awful swill halo players got or whatever...and nacho cheese not that vinegar and feet flavored "cool ranch" ...or any of those new fangled flavors.

The chairs are offered at the reasonable price of some amount I make up that is low.

;3 come on by and say "you sent me to you via your divine Cactus Plan" 

I'll leave a complimentary* towel out for you.



*not free, give me lots of money.