I couldn't find any other thread on the subject, so I thought I'd make a thread
Post your Haikus here! To quickly define a haiku, it's a form of Japanese poetry consisting of a sentence of 5 syllables, then a sentence of 7 syllables, then 5 again. I'll start:
Though I may seem bad
Know that I have feelings too
I am a good girl
Scaly villain crowned
No more saving the princess
Nice one JCF!
Banged for an hour straight
Weak in the knees and so sore
I should take a break
In the twilight rain
these brilliant-hued hibiscus -
A lovely sunset
Damn, rubycat!
Work on a Sunday
Wishing I was in my bed
With the one I love
I grew up in the
District of Columbia
Choco city bitch
Early morning walk
No people or cars around
The city is mine
Peeing out my ass
Burning rectal sensation
Save me from this pain
I call this one "Diarrhea", if I do another one, I will try to think of something less toilet related.
XD Okay that was horrible, but technically a haiku so I think applause are in order, Emmie!
Yeah, I didn't wanna make a typical Haiku.
Here's another one, I call it "Competetive Gaming"
It was fucking lag
I hate this piece of shit game
Queue us up again