These are my stats

[Sharp]

Counting, I'm forum member no. 44. But technically I'm no. 46 (check the number at the end if your profile URL)

5th highest on post count 

7th (tied) for most threads created

I've also deleted over 100 other threads I've made, otherwise I would be well ahead on threads made, and would be either 3rd or 4th on post count. There is also BNG and his deleted threads and such..

I really can't think of anything clever, imaginative or funny to put on a card. If somebody can, that'd be cool.. *looks pleadingly at JCF*