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RE: Handling Unwanted Invites - Sasso - 12-12-2016
It's been too long since the last update!
31. The pick-up artist
are u an orphanage because i wanna give u kids
I cant look after kids I dont have the space you might need to find another baby sitter
is ur left eye okay because youve been looking right all day
My eyes must be a bit off because I cant see where this is going
lets commit the perfect crime, I'll steal your heart and you'll steal mine.
Can I return it for store credit
RE: Handling Unwanted Invites - Cath - 12-12-2016
(12-12-2016, 04:46 AM)Sasso Wrote: It's been too long since the last update!
31. The pick-up artist
are u an orphanage because i wanna give u kids
I cant look after kids I dont have the space you might need to find another baby sitter
is ur left eye okay because youve been looking right all day
My eyes must be a bit off because I cant see where this is going
lets commit the perfect crime, I'll steal your heart and you'll steal mine.
Can I return it for store credit
So smooth
RE: Handling Unwanted Invites - Sasso - 12-18-2016
32. Gender confused
hi
Watup
so ur a man>>??
How did you leap to that conclusion.....
i was just kidding im sry
so u like bbc??
In my extremley manly opinion
no
33. A New Owner
Bit of context-My bio atm is "Nobody owns me. I'm not a number! I'm a free (wo)man!"
Y'know...It's a Prisoner reference....
Reason why is here http://www.mnfclub.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=922&page=15
so you want an owner?
Why would you think that
you said you have no owner
You're kind of missing the point of the bio then....
*Adds to ignore list*
*Removes from ignore list*
I like your little internal conflict there
thanks
RE: Handling Unwanted Invites - Sasso - 12-18-2016
34. One Boob man
hi sexy
Hey
how are you doing sexy
Not bad just chilling
good ot hear *looking at your tit*
Just one tit
Like that weird Kung Fu movie that had that one boob character
I cant remember what it was called
All I remmeber was him putting two gophers together to use as gopherchucks
haha sorry forgot the s for tits
The damamge has been done
RE: Handling Unwanted Invites - Raven - 01-18-2017
I love these posts, here's an unwanted invite story of my own that went like this:
GUY: hey, wanna go on a trip?
ME: Is it in a book?
GUY: And the book its in my room...
ME: ~Reading Rainbow~ ~I can go anywhere!~
GUY: well u can come to my room.. Its at the end of the rainbow
ME: Google the words "Reading Rainbow" for me will you?
GUY: Its 4.30 am where I live, who gives a fuck about a book at this time?
Some people just don't know good TV I guess.
RE: Handling Unwanted Invites - JohnSins - 01-18-2017
(01-18-2017, 05:37 AM)Raven Wrote: GUY: Its 4.30 am where I live, who gives a fuck about a book at this time?Wow, that is a Grade A response right there! I commend you on your subtle insult though...
RE: Handling Unwanted Invites - Raven - 01-18-2017
(01-18-2017, 06:14 AM)JohnSins Wrote:(01-18-2017, 05:37 AM)Raven Wrote: GUY: Its 4.30 am where I live, who gives a fuck about a book at this time?Wow, that is a Grade A response right there! I commend you on your subtle insult though...
Thanks
RE: Handling Unwanted Invites - carnacien - 01-18-2017
(12-18-2016, 11:39 PM)Sasso Wrote: 34. One Boob man
hi sexy
Hey
how are you doing sexy
Not bad just chilling
good ot hear *looking at your tit*
Just one tit
Like that weird Kung Fu movie that had that one boob character
I cant remember what it was called
All I remmeber was him putting two gophers together to use as gopherchucks
haha sorry forgot the s for tits
The damamge has been done
just in case u wanted
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0240468/?ref_=nv_sr_1
loved that movie too (tough none of my buddies did)
RE: Handling Unwanted Invites - Sasso - 01-20-2017
35. Learning to count
mmm what a sexy bad girl!.. it is necessary to spank your Horny ass))
Well my ass itself isn't horny...That's not how asses work
then like that your ass fucked good from behind?
Idk how you could fuck it frontways....or from the side....
your ass you can fuck in all poses! it you have such sex
How can I fuck my own ass......
put it in your butt anal plug...
You're all about the ass aren't you
Yes and then cum on your face mmm
Well done you know two body parts
Yes, I know about your wet cunt)
We're up to three well done
)))
36. sex
sex me
*Waves magic wand* Congratulations, you are now a sex
plz
Be careful what you wish for
Oh
no
plz
Too late you've made your wish no take backsies
Sometimes we make love with our eyes.
Sometimes we make love with our hands.
Sometimes we make love with our bodies.
Always we make love with our hearts
That was beautiful *waves magic wand again* Congratulations you're no longer a sex
oh
no
I'm upset
Nothing could have prepared me for this one tbh
RE: Handling Unwanted Invites - Jackie_XXX - 03-18-2017
Meet this "charming" guy online.