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(01-16-2016, 09:51 PM)CBM97 Wrote: The better are the spontaneous one, I agree.
Here one you probably heard from me~
What's the common point between a clit and peanuts?





They're both appetizer!

haha i like it- kind of a "spicy"
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#13
-A man asks his wife: "Honey can you tell me something that makes me sad, but at the same time also happy?"

-She thinks for a short time and answers:"Considering all your friends, your dick is the biggest."
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#14
 What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?

Beat it. We’re closed.
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#15
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering a minor.
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#16
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.
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#17
How do you call someone without bodo or nose?

Nobody knows...
Let's see the bright sight of this world!
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#18
How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?

Call and tell her about it.
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#19
What do boobs and toys have in common?

They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
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#20
How did the pirate get his ship for so cheap? He got it on sail.
Am I wrong 'cuz I wanna get it on til' I die? 

209 Stockton Represent
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